If You Meet the Buddha on the Road, Kill Him

Buddha died for my sins.
Then he came back again.

Buddha died for my sins.
Then he came back again.

Buddha died for my sins.
Then he came back again.

Buddha died for my sins.
Then he came back again.

Buddha died for my sins.
Then he came back again.

Finally he expressed frustration
for the cycles of reincarnation.

He asked me for consideration
so he could enjoy liberation.

This came in a wine-fueled dream,
Buddha dressed as a U.S. Marine.

He said: "Listen. Stop your sinning.
The other side keeps on winning."

I said I would do my best.
Buddha went to get some rest.

-- Rich Seeley